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Barack Obama was saying just the other day: "Republicans drive me crazy, but to be fair, it's not really that far of a drive."
These dedicated and generous contributors - good Americans all - have each given $2,500 - or more - to elect Republican candidates, to help keep our country strong and prosperous and free.
America yet remains a beacon of hope in a world oft beset with darkness, and these contributors will help keep it so. We deserve the best government, and these contributors are more than willing to pay for it.
Given that taxes are already as high as an elephant's eye, these good Americans (read: rich Republicans) are extremely motivated to defeat Barack Obama....
....who apparently feels that 1% of the people paying 40% of the federal income taxes just isn't quite enough, and he intends to squeeze them for even more (note that he doesn't kick in any more than he has to).
In their nightmares, these prime deluxe donors are aware that Socialist Francois Hollande, leading France's presidential race, has promised to raise the top tax rate to 75% on the more prosperous....
....and they know that about a third of Democrats in Congress are proud members of the Demonic Socialists of America (which no doubt admires Hollande's plans)....
....so these prosperous and successul GOPers are of course fearful of what nefarious plans the First Comrade really has for them, given his rhetoric of class warfare so far, much less what might happen if he's re-elected.
Strongly motivated, ready to give until their checkbooks bleed, these contributors are available at absolutely dealicious prices.
Thar's gold in them thar contributors' pockets - it just needs to be shaken loose.
"Wealth maketh many friends." Proverbs 19:4
"[As to candidates and causes] You pays your money and you takes your choice." Punch X:16
"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with." Will Rogers
"In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to the others [less a small commission]." Voltaire
"An honest politician is one who, once bought, stays bought." Mike Royko
"Riches are a gift from Heaven, signifying 'This is my beloved son, in whom I am well pleased.'" John D Rockeller
"When money talks, there are few interruptions." Herbert Prochnow
"Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He is." Jean Anouilh
"I don't like money actually, but it quiets my nerves." Joe Louis
"To get rich is glorious!" Deng Xiaoping
A money list you can count on for very high contributions.
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